On Religion and Hotwings

Smartass PooCzar: i'm cooking some food right now, so i'm not heading anywhere any time soon
Mac: weeeak dude
Mac: it better be damn near delicious
Smartass PooCzar: it is/will be
Mac: cause i'm gonna be ordering some wings over pretty soon
Mac: DELICIOUS
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, nice
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, general tso's chicken for me
Smartass PooCzar: and it should be done, so i'm gonna go eat that now
Mac: well as long as it's some delicous chicken dish
Smartass PooCzar: it was a delicious chicken dish
Mac: damn
Mac: now I'm hungry
Smartass PooCzar: sucks for you
Mac: no dude
Mac: it sucks for you
Smartass PooCzar: not really
Smartass PooCzar: i'm doing alright
Mac: yah i know
Mac: but how do you feel knowing, that everyone you love will die!?
Smartass PooCzar: we all gotta die sometime
Mac: how about this, your religion is false and there is no god!
Smartass PooCzar: i'm an atheist, so that actually fucks with my head
Mac: awesome
Smartass PooCzar: if atheism is false, and there is no god, that's fucking weird
Mac: think about it
Mac: also your parents like to have sex
Mac: lots of sex
Smartass PooCzar: lalalalala i don't hear you
Mac: you're an athiest? what happened God didn't give you that bike you prayed for?
Smartass PooCzar: no, i'm not atheist, i just thought that response was better than "fuck you, God is real"
Mac: touche
Smartass PooCzar: i was raised catholic, and i haven't been to church in like 8 years, but i'm not yet at the atheist level
Mac: but atleast I made you think about your parents having sex
Mac: so you're more agnostic huh
Smartass PooCzar: lalalala no you didn't
Smartass PooCzar: yeah
Smartass PooCzar: i went through a brief period of believing in the ancient greek gods- zeus, hera, ares, etc..
Mac: hahaha
Mac: that is awesome,
Mac: i hope that's a joke
Mac: otherwise it is totally not awesome
Mac: but still hilarious
Smartass PooCzar: it is a joke
Smartass PooCzar: but i figure it's just as reasonable as any other crackpot religion
Mac: yah, and there gods totally wanted to have sex with us on a constant basis
Mac: that would've been sweet
Mac: accept for the dude gods... say no to bro rape
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that part of the religion is no good
Mac: i'm gonna go order me some wings!
Mac: want an order
Mac: you can pick it up tommorow cold
Smartass PooCzar: nah
Mac: k dude don't say I didn't ask
Smartass PooCzar: i won't say that
Mac signed off at 9:33:36 PM.
Mac signed on at 9:40:00 PM.
Mac: oooh shit
Mac: there gonna taste like goddamn magic
Smartass PooCzar: how exactly does magic taste?
Mac: like crispy fried hotwings dipped in creamy blue cheese dressing
Smartass PooCzar: that sounds good
Mac: yah magic tastes pretty good