Thursday, March 13, 2008

animals + sports = profit

Smartass PooCzar: wow, the wow video is almost at 162,000 views
Mac: you're an internet sensation
Smartass PooCzar: i am
Mac: you should just film yourself doing stuff
Mac: like a spinoff
Mac: you're fraiser
Smartass PooCzar: well, frasier was successful
Smartass PooCzar: i'd be more like joey
Mac: hmmm
Mac: yes.
Mac: you would be like joey
Smartass PooCzar: no one would watch, but they wouldn't have anything better to put in my timeslot, so they'll keep me around for like two seasons
Mac: i never saw single episode of joey
Smartass PooCzar: neither did i, but i was aware of it
Mac: i wanted to, just out of morbid curiosity
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc did not always make the best career decisions
Mac: naaah
Mac: that gorilla baseball movie was pretty good
Smartass PooCzar: that was my specific example of horrible decision making he's done
Mac: that was comedy gold
Mac: a monkey! playing baseball!
Smartass PooCzar: Minor league. Major friendship.
Mac: what was that movie called?
Smartass PooCzar: Ed
Smartass PooCzar: http://www.impawards.com/1996/ed.html
Mac: ahhh
Mac: that's it
Mac: a simpler time
Mac: when animals + sports = profit
Smartass PooCzar: air bud
Mac: and it's 18 sequels
Smartass PooCzar: holy shit, there was an air bud where the dog played volleyball
Mac: oh yah, that ones my favorite
Smartass PooCzar: i kinda want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: also, does teen wolf count as animals + sports?
Mac: it's one of those proto movies
Mac: 80ish
Mac: they didn't solidify the animal sports equation yet
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that's more manimals + sports i guess
Mac: sports movies were still popular then without the inclusion of animals- it was at the tail end of that era
Mac: we should have our own history channel show
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: On today's show, movies starring animals playing sports... when, why, and how did this phenomenon come about?
Mac: haha i'd watch it
Mac: we should fucking do it
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Mac: we'll dress up like those history channel dorks and just spout out random facts, and then show clips from the acutal movie
Smartass PooCzar: bow ties
Mac: HELL YAH BOW TIES
Mac: think of topics that can fill up 5 minute chunks
Smartass PooCzar: animals + sports could easily
Mac: facts are entirely optional
Mac: yah animal sports is a good one
Mac: Matt Leblanc would be a hilarious topic too
Smartass PooCzar: monkeys/movies in general is good
Mac: thats right
Mac: dunston checks in
Smartass PooCzar: i mean, clint eastwood did i think two movies with a chimp
Mac: monkey movies are where sitcom side characters go to die
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc could fill five minutes
Smartass PooCzar: hell, all the friends cast
Mac: in the end we should somehow tie it into WWII
Smartass PooCzar: we could talk about there will be blood, which could lead us towards the war era
Mac: i don't even want to be remind about that movie
Mac: i'm gonna not see the new rambo out of spite
Mac: for having watched that movie
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i planned on not seeing rambo all along
Smartass PooCzar: meet the spartans, on the other hand
Mac: oh god
Mac: don't tell me you want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: haha, no
Mac: don't forget this idea
Smartass PooCzar: oh don't worry i will
Mac: lol
Smartass PooCzar: just like every other idea we ever have
Mac: yaaah
Mac: hahaha
Mac: it was a good one though
Mac: i'm sure they were all good ones

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