On Comas

Smartass PooCzar: i played 3 games, placed top 3 in two of them
Mac: ah
Mac: the others?
Smartass PooCzar: then i was like "fuck this, it's boring"
Smartass PooCzar: 4th
Smartass PooCzar: didn't get rocked, just got bored
Mac: 50,000
Mac: thats your loans right there dude
Smartass PooCzar: i know
Smartass PooCzar: but damn, it's boring
Mac: go to school for- ever
Mac: it's like any other job
Smartass PooCzar: also, in the long run, i wouldn't get near that 50 grand, so really i'd just be annoyed for the sake of being annoyed
Mac: well what can I say
Mac: realities a bitch
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, fuck reality
Mac: thats why I loooove sleep
Mac: in fact if I was in a coma
Mac: I'd be all like, don't pull that plug nigga
Smartass PooCzar: eh, sleep and coma are different
Mac: ever been in a coma?
Smartass PooCzar: a mild one, induced by drugs
Mac: and it wasn't awesome?
Mac: thats a lie
Mac: your a liar
Smartass PooCzar: i'm sure the coma was great, but waking up from it suuuuucked
Smartass PooCzar: it's like being woken up from a nap, but not just any nap
Smartass PooCzar: the greatest nap of your life
Smartass PooCzar: and why were you woken up? no reason at all.
Mac: exactly
Mac: but dying in that shit would probably suck more
Smartass PooCzar: nope, because you'd never wake up
Smartass PooCzar: it's all the good things about sleep, without all the bad parts
Mac: Oh i'm sure you would. God would be like, Yo get up. It's time for hell-- and by hell I mean your 9-5 job
Mac: i like the crazy parts of sleep where I'm dreaming weird shit
Mac: if a coma is like that, I'm totally down
Smartass PooCzar: well, there was that one steven segall movie where he was in a coma
Mac: go on
Smartass PooCzar: he came out of it, got it on with his hot nurse, then avenged the death of his family
Smartass PooCzar: including in his revenge was the use of the line "you killed my wife- fuck you and die."
Mac: hmmm
Smartass PooCzar: that was pretty cool
Mac: that does sound pretty cool
Smartass PooCzar: if i can do that after a coma, that would be fun
Mac: but if you got unplugged you would totally miss all that shit
Smartass PooCzar: you know, other than the fact that i would have to be avenging the death of my family
Mac: yah that would suck
Smartass PooCzar: maybe i could avenge something else
Smartass PooCzar: like the death of a tv show
Mac: or maybe they took of the market a fast food item that you liked
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, yeah
Mac: the cheezey hot wing
Mac: which ironically lead to your coma
Smartass PooCzar: i like it
Mac: I'm gonna save these conversations and put them on a blog somewhere
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: damn, badmovieideas.blogspot.com is already taken