wes: you are hella gay
wes: lets not be friends anymore
Smartass PooCzar: that's fine by me, we don't talk much anyway
wes: hey it was Mac
wes: but i kinda feel the same way
wes: just be cooler
Thursday, March 13, 2008
On Friendships
On Religion and Hotwings 2
Mac: want to invite anyone else
Mac: garry
Mac: he's black
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i guess i'll call him
Mac: you don't have too
Mac: it was just suggestion/joke
Mac: i'll call wes
Smartass PooCzar: heh
Smartass PooCzar: ok, garry's in
Smartass PooCzar: but he won't be eating chicken because it's lent
Mac: what
Mac: WHAT?
Mac: how can that dude resist chicken.
Mac: all my jokes have no merit now
Smartass PooCzar: it's friday, no meat for catholics
Smartass PooCzar: normally that would deter me, but i haven't been a real catholic in like 8 years
Mac: i thought that was being a real catholic
On Religion and Hotwings
Smartass PooCzar: i'm cooking some food right now, so i'm not heading anywhere any time soon
Mac: weeeak dude
Mac: it better be damn near delicious
Smartass PooCzar: it is/will be
Mac: cause i'm gonna be ordering some wings over pretty soon
Mac: DELICIOUS
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, nice
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, general tso's chicken for me
Smartass PooCzar: and it should be done, so i'm gonna go eat that now
Mac: well as long as it's some delicous chicken dish
Smartass PooCzar: it was a delicious chicken dish
Mac: damn
Mac: now I'm hungry
Smartass PooCzar: sucks for you
Mac: no dude
Mac: it sucks for you
Smartass PooCzar: not really
Smartass PooCzar: i'm doing alright
Mac: yah i know
Mac: but how do you feel knowing, that everyone you love will die!?
Smartass PooCzar: we all gotta die sometime
Mac: how about this, your religion is false and there is no god!
Smartass PooCzar: i'm an atheist, so that actually fucks with my head
Mac: awesome
Smartass PooCzar: if atheism is false, and there is no god, that's fucking weird
Mac: think about it
Mac: also your parents like to have sex
Mac: lots of sex
Smartass PooCzar: lalalalala i don't hear you
Mac: you're an athiest? what happened God didn't give you that bike you prayed for?
Smartass PooCzar: no, i'm not atheist, i just thought that response was better than "fuck you, God is real"
Mac: touche
Smartass PooCzar: i was raised catholic, and i haven't been to church in like 8 years, but i'm not yet at the atheist level
Mac: but atleast I made you think about your parents having sex
Mac: so you're more agnostic huh
Smartass PooCzar: lalalala no you didn't
Smartass PooCzar: yeah
Smartass PooCzar: i went through a brief period of believing in the ancient greek gods- zeus, hera, ares, etc..
Mac: hahaha
Mac: that is awesome,
Mac: i hope that's a joke
Mac: otherwise it is totally not awesome
Mac: but still hilarious
Smartass PooCzar: it is a joke
Smartass PooCzar: but i figure it's just as reasonable as any other crackpot religion
Mac: yah, and there gods totally wanted to have sex with us on a constant basis
Mac: that would've been sweet
Mac: accept for the dude gods... say no to bro rape
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that part of the religion is no good
Mac: i'm gonna go order me some wings!
Mac: want an order
Mac: you can pick it up tommorow cold
Smartass PooCzar: nah
Mac: k dude don't say I didn't ask
Smartass PooCzar: i won't say that
Mac signed off at
Mac signed on at
Mac: oooh shit
Mac: there gonna taste like goddamn magic
Smartass PooCzar: how exactly does magic taste?
Mac: like crispy fried hotwings dipped in creamy blue cheese dressing
Smartass PooCzar: that sounds good
Mac: yah magic tastes pretty good
animals + sports = profit
Smartass PooCzar: wow, the wow video is almost at 162,000 views
Mac: you're an internet sensation
Smartass PooCzar: i am
Mac: you should just film yourself doing stuff
Mac: like a spinoff
Mac: you're fraiser
Smartass PooCzar: well, frasier was successful
Smartass PooCzar: i'd be more like joey
Mac: hmmm
Mac: yes.
Mac: you would be like joey
Smartass PooCzar: no one would watch, but they wouldn't have anything better to put in my timeslot, so they'll keep me around for like two seasons
Mac: i never saw single episode of joey
Smartass PooCzar: neither did i, but i was aware of it
Mac: i wanted to, just out of morbid curiosity
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc did not always make the best career decisions
Mac: naaah
Mac: that gorilla baseball movie was pretty good
Smartass PooCzar: that was my specific example of horrible decision making he's done
Mac: that was comedy gold
Mac: a monkey! playing baseball!
Smartass PooCzar: Minor league. Major friendship.
Mac: what was that movie called?
Smartass PooCzar: Ed
Smartass PooCzar: http://www.impawards.com/1996/ed.html
Mac: ahhh
Mac: that's it
Mac: a simpler time
Mac: when animals + sports = profit
Smartass PooCzar: air bud
Mac: and it's 18 sequels
Smartass PooCzar: holy shit, there was an air bud where the dog played volleyball
Mac: oh yah, that ones my favorite
Smartass PooCzar: i kinda want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: also, does teen wolf count as animals + sports?
Mac: it's one of those proto movies
Mac: 80ish
Mac: they didn't solidify the animal sports equation yet
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that's more manimals + sports i guess
Mac: sports movies were still popular then without the inclusion of animals- it was at the tail end of that era
Mac: we should have our own history channel show
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: On today's show, movies starring animals playing sports... when, why, and how did this phenomenon come about?
Mac: haha i'd watch it
Mac: we should fucking do it
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Mac: we'll dress up like those history channel dorks and just spout out random facts, and then show clips from the acutal movie
Smartass PooCzar: bow ties
Mac: HELL YAH BOW TIES
Mac: think of topics that can fill up 5 minute chunks
Smartass PooCzar: animals + sports could easily
Mac: facts are entirely optional
Mac: yah animal sports is a good one
Mac: Matt Leblanc would be a hilarious topic too
Smartass PooCzar: monkeys/movies in general is good
Mac: thats right
Mac: dunston checks in
Smartass PooCzar: i mean, clint eastwood did i think two movies with a chimp
Mac: monkey movies are where sitcom side characters go to die
Smartass PooCzar: matt leblanc could fill five minutes
Smartass PooCzar: hell, all the friends cast
Mac: in the end we should somehow tie it into WWII
Smartass PooCzar: we could talk about there will be blood, which could lead us towards the war era
Mac: i don't even want to be remind about that movie
Mac: i'm gonna not see the new rambo out of spite
Mac: for having watched that movie
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i planned on not seeing rambo all along
Smartass PooCzar: meet the spartans, on the other hand
Mac: oh god
Mac: don't tell me you want to see that
Smartass PooCzar: haha, no
Mac: don't forget this idea
Smartass PooCzar: oh don't worry i will
Mac: lol
Smartass PooCzar: just like every other idea we ever have
Mac: yaaah
Mac: hahaha
Mac: it was a good one though
Mac: i'm sure they were all good ones
6 degrees from will smity
Mac: did you know uncle phil was the voice of the shredder
Mac: true story
Smartass PooCzar: i did not know that
Smartass PooCzar: also, now that i'm thinking about it, i can totally hear uncle phil coming from shredder
Mac: lol
Mac: i'm trying to find a youtube clip with shredder talking
Smartass PooCzar: another fun fact:
Mac: wow
Mac: fresh prince is so relevant
Smartass PooCzar: also, the guy who played will was in independence day
Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIPhPUPuRw
Mac: no way
Mac: that can't be possible,
Smartass PooCzar: it's true
Smartass PooCzar: he's actually gone on to have a pretty successful career
Mac: wow- learn something new every day
Mac: did you watch the clip?
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, that's totally uncle phil
Mac: it fucks with your head-- I keep waiting for will smith to pop up, and be all like "UNCLE PHILL!"
Smartass PooCzar: i never really noticed, but shredder looks kinda black
Mac: hahah
Mac: yaaah
Mac: all bad guys in masks are voiced by black people
Mac: fun fact
Smartass PooCzar: whoa
Smartass PooCzar: the guy who voiced krang
Mac: yah?
Smartass PooCzar: played the president in i am legend
Mac: Lol are you serious
Smartass PooCzar: yes i am
Smartass PooCzar: i wouldn't be able to make something that ridiculous up
Mac: holy shit, 5 degress from ninja turtles
Smartass PooCzar: oh man, that guy also voiced ace in gi joe
Mac: haha
Mac: awesome
Mac: there was a cartoon version of teen wolf.
Mac: weak
Smartass PooCzar: ok, here's what's not weak about the teen wolf cartoon
Smartass PooCzar: the guy who voiced teen wolf
Smartass PooCzar: voiced michaelangelo in tmnt
Mac: i know
Mac: thats how i found out
Mac: imdb- TMNT - teen wolf
Smartass PooCzar: heh
Mac: very disapointing
Mac: april oneil is daisy
Mac: there kinda identical in design though
Mac: yellow wearing red heads
Smartass PooCzar: krang is shy guy
Smartass PooCzar: i should go into voice acting
Smartass PooCzar: i could be "additional voices"
Mac: that would be awesome
Smartass PooCzar: oh man, the guy that voiced bebop was in a few episodes of nypd blue
Smartass PooCzar: you know who else was on nypd blue? zach morris
Mac:
Smartass PooCzar: bebop also did a voice for the snorks
Smartass PooCzar: with
Mac: huh
Smartass PooCzar: aka bart simpson
Smartass PooCzar: who, holy shit, was in an episode of fresh prince
Mac: 6 degrees from will smity
Smartass PooCzar: oh man
Smartass PooCzar: all of this will soon be forgotten
Mac: hahah
Mac: that is the sad reality
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
On Comas
Smartass PooCzar: i played 3 games, placed top 3 in two of them
Mac: ah
Mac: the others?
Smartass PooCzar: then i was like "fuck this, it's boring"
Smartass PooCzar: 4th
Smartass PooCzar: didn't get rocked, just got bored
Mac: 50,000
Mac: thats your loans right there dude
Smartass PooCzar: i know
Smartass PooCzar: but damn, it's boring
Mac: go to school for- ever
Mac: it's like any other job
Smartass PooCzar: also, in the long run, i wouldn't get near that 50 grand, so really i'd just be annoyed for the sake of being annoyed
Mac: well what can I say
Mac: realities a bitch
Smartass PooCzar: yeah, fuck reality
Mac: thats why I loooove sleep
Mac: in fact if I was in a coma
Mac: I'd be all like, don't pull that plug nigga
Smartass PooCzar: eh, sleep and coma are different
Mac: ever been in a coma?
Smartass PooCzar: a mild one, induced by drugs
Mac: and it wasn't awesome?
Mac: thats a lie
Mac: your a liar
Smartass PooCzar: i'm sure the coma was great, but waking up from it suuuuucked
Smartass PooCzar: it's like being woken up from a nap, but not just any nap
Smartass PooCzar: the greatest nap of your life
Smartass PooCzar: and why were you woken up? no reason at all.
Mac: exactly
Mac: but dying in that shit would probably suck more
Smartass PooCzar: nope, because you'd never wake up
Smartass PooCzar: it's all the good things about sleep, without all the bad parts
Mac: Oh i'm sure you would. God would be like, Yo get up. It's time for hell-- and by hell I mean your 9-5 job
Mac: i like the crazy parts of sleep where I'm dreaming weird shit
Mac: if a coma is like that, I'm totally down
Smartass PooCzar: well, there was that one steven segall movie where he was in a coma
Mac: go on
Smartass PooCzar: he came out of it, got it on with his hot nurse, then avenged the death of his family
Smartass PooCzar: including in his revenge was the use of the line "you killed my wife- fuck you and die."
Mac: hmmm
Smartass PooCzar: that was pretty cool
Mac: that does sound pretty cool
Smartass PooCzar: if i can do that after a coma, that would be fun
Mac: but if you got unplugged you would totally miss all that shit
Smartass PooCzar: you know, other than the fact that i would have to be avenging the death of my family
Mac: yah that would suck
Smartass PooCzar: maybe i could avenge something else
Smartass PooCzar: like the death of a tv show
Mac: or maybe they took of the market a fast food item that you liked
Smartass PooCzar: ooh, yeah
Mac: the cheezey hot wing
Mac: which ironically lead to your coma
Smartass PooCzar: i like it
Mac: I'm gonna save these conversations and put them on a blog somewhere
Smartass PooCzar: haha
Smartass PooCzar: damn, badmovieideas.blogspot.com is already taken
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