Oh snap

Mac: i'm thinking of buying a wine decanter

Mac: how retarded is that?

Smartass PooCzar: super retarded

Mac: BUT HOW ELSE CAN I GET MY WINE TO BREATHE?

Smartass PooCzar: just leave the box open

Mac: ooo burn

It's a G-G-G-Ghost

Smartass PooCzar: something just fell off my bookshelf behind me... and i haven't touched anything on that bookshelf in about two months

Mac: ghosts

Smartass PooCzar: hopefully

Smartass PooCzar: but hopefully bill cosby ghost dad, not patrick swayze ghost

Mac: yaaah

Mac: whatever you do ...

Mac: do not let whoopie goldberg into your house

Mac: or make pottery