Oh snap

Mac: i'm thinking of buying a wine decanter

Mac: how retarded is that?

Smartass PooCzar: super retarded

Mac: BUT HOW ELSE CAN I GET MY WINE TO BREATHE?

Smartass PooCzar: just leave the box open

Mac: ooo burn

It's a G-G-G-Ghost

Smartass PooCzar: something just fell off my bookshelf behind me... and i haven't touched anything on that bookshelf in about two months

Mac: ghosts

Smartass PooCzar: hopefully

Smartass PooCzar: but hopefully bill cosby ghost dad, not patrick swayze ghost

Mac: yaaah

Mac: whatever you do ...

Mac: do not let whoopie goldberg into your house

Mac: or make pottery

On Home Security

Smartass PooCzar: two different random guys came by my house today offering to sell us a home security system

Mac: they wanted to rob you

Smartass PooCzar: i'm pretty sure they're casing the neighborhood to see who has and who doesn't have one

Mac: they just wanted to know if you had a security system

Smartass PooCzar: yeah

Mac: go buy a fucking gun

Smartass PooCzar: i'm fucking paranoid now

Mac: don't let those assholes steal your xbox

Smartass PooCzar: no way, they'll have to get deep into the house to get the xbox

Smartass PooCzar: they might get the ps3 i don't use though

Mac: whatever man, there is a chance that they can get your xbox

Mac: go buy a gun

Mac: or atleast a sword

Mac: i'll sell you mine when i get back

Mac: melee damage

Mac: team swords

Smartass PooCzar: i'm thinking of buying one of these

Smartass PooCzar: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/9feb/

Mac: that'll work

Mac: also killing them would work too

Smartass PooCzar: i should probably get my baseball bat out of my car too

Mac: agreed

Smartass PooCzar: i'm not good at team hammers though

Smartass PooCzar: and the bat is hammer like

Mac: thats why i suggested swords

Smartass PooCzar: yeah

Mac: shotgun

Smartass PooCzar: all good options

Mac: seriously though kill those dudes if they break in, we are playing guild wars this weekend

Smartass PooCzar: yeah, i will

Mac: if you're out a computer or an xbox this 3 day weekend it will suck for me

Mac: also it's a half day tommorow

Smartass PooCzar: if they get my computer or xbox, it means i'm probably dead

Smartass PooCzar: those things are in my room, and i never leave my room

Mac: haha

Mac: your totally going to -1 this round

Smartass PooCzar: i'm hoping to get a death from the grave medal

Smartass PooCzar: i need to buy a will smith grenade

Mac: haha

Mac: yes you do

Mac: while the guy was talking did you tell your parents that he's trying to rob you

Smartass PooCzar: no, i wasn't around

Smartass PooCzar: they told me about it

Smartass PooCzar: and i immediately thought scam

Mac: seriously

Mac: no one goes door to door selling security systems

Smartass PooCzar: my brother woke up 10 minutes ago saying there was a car outside

Mac: especially no without leaving literature

Mac: haha

Smartass PooCzar: and he's not one to say there's a car when it's just driving by

Smartass PooCzar: he'll only say something if it's like right outside

Mac: go get your bat dude

Smartass PooCzar: i didn't hear anything, or see anything

Smartass PooCzar: but i'm inclined to trust a kid that doesn't lie ever

Smartass PooCzar: i'm hoping the fact that my brother looked out the window scared them off

Smartass PooCzar: like hey fuckers, we're awake at all hours

Mac: if you have a camera take a picture before they get you

Mac: so i can get vengence

Smartass PooCzar: will do

Smartass PooCzar: i've got a pair of scissors and a belt with a kinda heavy buckle that i can use like a whip

Smartass PooCzar: and some spray on deodorant that i can use to blind them

Smartass PooCzar: i'm planning to be the macguyver of crime fighting

Mac: hell yah

Mac: think of John Mason

Mac: what did he say about this shit?

Smartass PooCzar: trade secrets, my son ?

Mac: about icing dudes

Smartass PooCzar: oh, you must never hesitate

Smartass PooCzar: or he was trained by the best

Mac: if there is a movie to live by

Mac: it is the rock clearly

Smartass PooCzar: i was not trained, but i watched a movie starring a dude that claimed he was trained by the best

Smartass PooCzar: so that's close

Smartass PooCzar: the rock was on tnt last weekend

Mac: haha

Smartass PooCzar: they cut out a bunch of stuff

Smartass PooCzar: they even cut out "how in the name of zeus's butthole"

Mac: it's on all the time in my head

Mac: also

Mac: find little 25 cent bubbles

Mac: and fill them with draino

Smartass PooCzar: draino? why?

Mac: try to get it into a dudes mouth

Smartass PooCzar: haha

Mac: and then uppercut his ass

Mac: it will totally have the same effect

Smartass PooCzar: i'm gonna watch the rock and taken and bad boys 2, i think

Smartass PooCzar: i will learn everything i need to know

Mac: tonight?

Smartass PooCzar: probably tomorrow

Smartass PooCzar: if i can find my rock dvd, i'll watch that tonight

Smartass PooCzar: as i'm drifting off to sleep

Mac: i'll be back at around 330 EST

Smartass PooCzar: i'll probably wake up around 2

Mac: we gotsa kill some dudes